LTP

"Learn to play", mostly used by elitist pricks in games when new players ask questions. "n00bs" brother.

Lost The Plot: When you loose the plot; go crazy; go insane; no longer no know what you're standing for.

An acronym for "Lay The Pipe". Slang for sexual intercourse.

Little Tiny Pecker

A small and harmless penis

lick this pussy or lick that pussy

"Lunch Time Perv." A lunchtime activity with a colleague that combines eating lunch and perving at men and/or women.